You wonder when everyone started saying "that awkward moment."
You and your roommate build a rod out of crayons and tape to flip the light switch off because you're both scared "Spring Blessings" will kill you if your feet touch the floor.
The crayon wand doesn't work, so you try hangers, and that fails as well, then you get the idea to just push the bed over to the light switch.
That awkward moment when...
The only thing that makes you get out of bed in the morning is your fear of being left alone in the room with "Spring Blessings".
The awkward moment when...
You praise yourself for making it across campus in one song just to turn your music off and find that with each footstep you sound like an elephant. Clunk Clunk Clunk.
That awkward moment when...
You cut your ten page paper into several and I mean SEVERAL pieces so you can better organize it, after taping it back together humtpy dumpty style you start revising it just to find you put it back together EXACTLY how it was in the first place.
When you let out a sigh of relief because HEY you switched the last few paragraphs, it wasn't all a mad waste of time!
That awkward moment when...
You don't notice the elevator coming to a stop and someone walks in on you dancing.
Having jelly on your math homework.
That freakin SCARY moment when...
Your shadow starts walking faster than you.
My friends it is possible, it JUST happen to me!
The last 24 hours in a nutshell.
Boom roasted.
What is spring blessing?
ReplyDeleteSpring Blessings is the wooden doll pictured above. She's a decoration we got from DI. I pulled a prank on Kenzie for April Fools and now the doll always scares us. Read my post titled April Fools Madness to better understand :)
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