silly ol' me

There was a free car on campus yesterday for 7 hours.

That car was my car.

Why was it free?

Oh, just because I left my keys in the ignition all day, doors unlocked and all.

All that calculus is going straight to my brain and frying it like a pancake.

Not only that but my underwear was on inside out.

It's seriously weird and slightly concerning to me.

I have this one pair of underwear that no matter how hard I try it always ends up on inside out. Without fail.

I never notice until half way through the day but when I do my eyes bug out like a cartoon character.

It's a conspiracy I can't figure out.

My week is just headed that way, and we all know what I mean by "that way".

It's called by Saturday I'm going to be shipped off to the looney bin.

AKA pray for me.

Ps I love my mommy